I’m really grateful that the stretching you are causing in my uterus has subsided in the evenings, but do you have to do it in the mornings now? I don’t need to hear you tell me this is all normal, but I would appreciate it if we could just learn to share mommy’s body a bit better. The cramping has got to stop.
Your mother.
PS—I’m really glad that you exist and that finally I’ll get to see what daddy and I can make together.