10 Weeks. Cletus, you grew overnight.
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Dear Jason Russell,
After being bombarded with your KONY 2012 crusade, I have no choice but to respond to your highly inaccurate, offensive, and harmful propaganda. I realized I had to respond in hopes of stopping you before you cause more violence…
Worth a second look.
Source: pomee
I had my first bout of nausea this morning just after midnight. Unfortunately, I was hard at work, training for the new job that I took for you. I’ve read that this sickness is a good sign that I will carry you to term, so I thought that I would feel happy when it finally came. No such freaking luck, cause I felt miserable. Someone was nice enough to give me some multi grain crackers, but I could only get three down. If this is your punishment for the half a diet coke that I drank, point taken. For god’s sake I’ll never do it again.
Love,
Mommy
Dwam is into tattooing, Twin Peaks, and David Bowie
This is one of my favorite sets so far this year.
Source: suicidegirls.com
Eggbert, this is your big brother. He’s driving mommy crazy right now, because he can be a bit of a spoiled brat. I think he knows that you exist because he spends his days following mommy around and sniffing around her tummy. I hope you grow to like one another, because every child needs a furry best friend (or, in this case, friends).
Love,
Mommy
I’m really grateful that the stretching you are causing in my uterus has subsided in the evenings, but do you have to do it in the mornings now? I don’t need to hear you tell me this is all normal, but I would appreciate it if we could just learn to share mommy’s body a bit better. The cramping has got to stop.
Your mother.
PS—I’m really glad that you exist and that finally I’ll get to see what daddy and I can make together.